Pharma

Warfarin to keep my blood from thickenin',

Flecainide to keep my ticker tickerin'.

Losartan keeps my BP low,

Atenolol blocks betas, my pulse to slow. 

EmergenC and Cold Snap start my day.

Airborne later keeps colds at bay.

Acetaminophen, chlortrimeton,

Lunesta at night - I'm good 'til dawn! 

It's not I mind taking all these pills

For one or another assorted ills.

But I sometimes wonder as each is popped,

What would happen if I stopped! 

Would I start to exfoliate,

Perhaps explode, self-immolate?

We'll never know, it's safe to say,

'Cuz I live life the Pharma Way.