Warfarin to keep my blood from thickenin',
Flecainide
to keep my ticker tickerin'.
Losartan
keeps my BP low,
Atenolol
blocks betas, my pulse to slow.
EmergenC
and Cold Snap start my day.
Airborne
later keeps colds at bay.
Acetaminophen,
chlortrimeton,
Lunesta
at night - I'm good 'til dawn!
It's not
I mind taking all these pills
For one
or another assorted ills.
But I sometimes
wonder as each is popped,
What
would happen if I stopped!
Would I
start to exfoliate,
Perhaps
explode, self-immolate?
We'll
never know, it's safe to say,
'Cuz I
live life the Pharma Way
