Tuesday, August 6, 2013

The Finger



           


             The ponderous green and white ferry crept slowly through gray fog that had covered us like a shroud since we'd driven aboard. Up on deck, chilly in windbreakers and scarves, my wife and I watched a seagull hover ahead of the bow, then disappear into the thick mist. We feared this would be a wet and dreary weekend. 
            Our goal was Lopez Island, one of the four in Washington state's San Juan Islands that are accessible via the state ferry system. The San Juans consist of four hundred islands (more or less, depending on the height of the tide), most of which are uninhabited and unnamed. They make up a gorgeous archipelago that lies in the Salish Sea between Washington and Vancouver Island. Granite scarps rise out of the sea, and evergreens, oaks and madrona trees climb down hillsides all the way to the water.
            Each of the four large islands is beautiful in its own way and has its own personality. Eponymous San Juan is the most populous; it boasts the picturesque town of Friday Harbor, the county seat. Despite summer crowds on busy streets and sidewalks, a visitor will look in vain for a stoplight.
            Orcas Island, larger by two square miles, considers itself a bit artier. It caters to folks who want to avoid tourists but who nonetheless don't mind frequenting fairly upscale shops and restaurants that only a healthy tourist trade can sustain.
            Shaw Island (population 240) is unique, too. For many years, Washington State Ferry passengers were charmed upon arrival by watching nuns (Franciscan Sisters of the Eucharist) wearing bright reflective safety vests over their brown habits, operate the dock - hauling ropes, lowering the off-ramp, and directing cars onto the island. (No longer do they perform these tasks, nor do they run the deli and store which is located at the landing.  In 2004, the three remaining sisters sadly decided it was time to move on.)
            Lopez Island is a favorite of bicyclists - relatively flat and not terribly crowded. The only commercial center, Lopez Village, consists of a market, three bookstores, a couple of real estate offices, a bakery, a few assorted shops, a community center, a latté stand, and three restaurants. That's about it. There's a church here or there on the island, a library, a motel, a school, and not much else. Approaching Lopez that foggy day we were prepared for quiet, and also for a degree of clubbiness on the part of year-round residents since the ratio of tourists to natives there is low. As it happened, this trip to Lopez did indeed make the point. We were given . . . the finger.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Fred Florid




"People, people, people! Just listen a minute!" is what the young man said. He was about five-foot-eight, and his uniform hung on him, dark blue like a sheet you use for drapes when they're out being dry-cleaned. Somewhere in there were shoulders. He looked about eighteen and had bad hair.
            "I make announcements and take tickets. I don't drive the train. I don't own the train. I have a wife and two kids. She got laid off eight months ago. Our rent is past due."
            He paused and took a breath.
            "There's a Coke machine over there and a snack bar and a Starbucks down the street. Someone will be back in an hour to update you. Have a nice day."
            With that, the automatic chain-link gate slid closed and the long queue of unhappy, mumbling passengers dispersed.
            Except for Fred Florid. There's always a Fred Florid in situations like this. The scheduling snafu was directed directly at him. Always is.
            He hammered on the gray fencing. "Wait up, young man!"
            The boy didn't look back.
            Young man, I'm talking to you!"
            A door opened, the boy went through it, and it closed with a loud click.
            A ribbon of profanity streamed out of Fred's mouth like ticker tape. Heads turned. A mother covered her child's ears. Pigeons flew into the rafters of the ancient
Central Valley
railway station. Fred's collar was loose; his mustard yellow tie was undone. Despite the hot midsummer day, he had on a gray suit and drops of sweat trickled down his neck. His face was the color of a beefsteak tomato. Would he blow like Vesuvius? Would he shut up?

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Little League


 

Eleven and twelve were my Little League years.
            Growing up in Sacramento, it was also when the New York Giants moved west to San Francisco. As an adult, I only now truly appreciate the magic of hearing on my backyard radio every home run Willie Mays hit those years - and Russ Hodges’s Hall-of-Fame call: “You can tell that one, bye-bye Baby!”
             On matchstick ankles disappearing into what passed for spikes, small for my age, and sporting (I use the term loosely) a Nellie Fox glove that Abner Doubleday himself must have designed, I’d decided second base was my position. (Fox, a second baseman, still shares the White Sox career record for triples – 104.) I had no arm, so pitching and the outfield were out of the question. People got hurt at third or short, playing catcher was suicidal, and somebody else always nabbed first, first. The Keystone Corner it would be then.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

The Diner




            The place sat beside a forgotten north-south state highway at the outskirts of a town of about fifteen hundred souls. Pine woods ran to the east and yellow dry-grass hills to the west. Neon in the window really did say “EATS.” The tires on Alec's truck crunched gravel as he pulled into the small parking lot. Where else in the U.S. can you walk into a place after camping for three days -- unshaven, no shower, just a splash of creek water, sweat stains on a t-shirt from driving all day, a spattering of dried chocolate mocha on khaki shorts, hat-hair – and not risk being under dressed?
            He chose a stool with vinyl less cracked than its neighbors and brushed a few crumbs off the seat before sitting down. He did have standards. He slid a menu out of the chrome holder. The waitress, a heavy woman of indeterminate age, had a tangle of loose curls that obscured one eye and a smile that needed one more tooth to complete the set. She muttered a listless “Hi, hon” and plopped down a glass of water and silverware and a packet of slightly crushed soda crackers.
            “Hi, yourself. You Cindy?” – this being “Cindy’s Kitchen.”
            “Heck no, hon. Done for today.” She turned to the pass-through behind her and reached for two side salads. She balanced them on one arm and grabbed a bottle of A.1.™ with the other hand. Off she went.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Channeling Bill Douglas


 

Channeling Bill Douglas

            A tiny sprig of a thing - an orphan alone in our garden - the sprout might have died. Grubbing weeds between azalea shrubs one spring day, I nearly yanked the small shoot out of the dark soil - a seedling no more than two inches high, with soft green needles, as defenseless as any small lifeform left to the elements.
            Usually cavalier and careless about ridding my garden of any vegetation that doesn't belong there, I join most gardeners in the belief that weeds are the Devil's spawn, ghoulish reminders that from primordial green ooze we came and to the loamy land we shall return. The Sisyphean labor of removing prolific rooted varmints does not generally incline me to mercy. Whoever invents a commercial use for crabgrass, pigweed, buttercups, dandelions, groundsel, chickweed, and their ilk will reap millions. (The same goes for dryer lint or dust bunnies.)
            This day, however, something stayed my ruthless hand. What I was about to pull out of the ground was undoubtedly a tree, and a non-deciduous one at that, its "trunk" not much thicker than a toothpick. Frail, but a tree regardless, I decided to spare it, if only out of curiosity. It flinched when I pulled a tiny clover stem away from its base, and it seemed to stand more securely when I firmed the soil around it with my fingers. My wife cut out the bottom of a clear plastic cup and settled it around the youngster to protect it from the elements and marauding cats.
            We adopted it.
            After a few months, the little volunteer looked like it could stand on its own so we removed the plastic cup. It weathered our usual rainy winter and grew enough the next spring and summer to reveal itself as an infant Douglas fir. After a few years, it had branched well, and it asserted itself in its patch of earth like a confident young boy with his arms crossed. More years passed and it grew. And grew. But here the anthropomorphizing must stop. It was only a tree - we thought.
            In the Pacific Northwest where we live, Douglas firs grow speedily and so prolifically that they're considered as weeds themselves in some quarters. Still, we marveled as it grew straight and tall and green over the years.
            Then, one fine morning, reality intruded. Our adoptee was immense and in the wrong place, alongside our front stoop and buttoned in by a driveway and a retaining wall, both of ancient vintage. As the tree had grown, the wall had begun to bulge and finally to warp the siding of the house and the basement window and door. Safety required its removal. Not the tree's fault, obviously. Ours. What to do? 

            My mind went back some years to another durable survivor of the Northwest, Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas of Yakima, Washington. Justice Douglas was 74 years old when he wrote his memorable dissent in the case of Sierra Club v. Morton. He'd served on the High Court for 36 years, longer than anyone else. Appointed by Franklin Roosevelt in 1939, Douglas died in 1980 at age 82, mourned by liberals and civil libertarians across the country, but never more so than by advocates in the increasingly vocal environmental movement.
            The Morton Case, decided in 1972, was a landmark case in the early days of what is now the recognized field of environmental law. The Sierra Club asserted that simply as an organization it had the right to challenge the Interior Department's grant of a permit to build a ski resort in Sequoia National Park. The case tested the concept of "standing," where traditionally only parties directly injured by the act of another have the right to sue for redress.
            In his famous dissent, Douglas asserted that persons and organizations should have the right to sue on behalf of the very "inanimate object[s] despoiled, defaced, or invaded where injury is the subject of public outrage."
            Justice Douglas wrote,

    "Inanimate objects are sometimes parties in litigation [ships in maritime law, corporations] .. So it should be as respects valleys, alpine meadows, rivers, lakes, estuaries, beaches, ridges, groves of trees, swampland, or even the air that feels the destructive pressures of modern technology and modern life. The river, for example, is the living symbol of all the life it sustains and nourishes - fish, aquatic insects, water ouzels, otter, fisher, deer, elk, bear, and all other animals, including man, who are dependent on it or who enjoy it for its sight, its sound, or its life. The river as plaintiff speaks for the ecological unit of life that is part of it."

            Critics scoffed. Developers were outraged. Rocks and trees have rights? You have to be kidding! Some said he'd stayed too long, ought to retire, in his dotage - which would have brought a smile to the face of his pretty wife Cathy, 44 years his junior. In fact, Bill (as old friends addressed him) was alert and bright and as hard-working as ever, continuing to enjoy his beloved Cascade Range and hanging out with fishing and hiking buddies back home.
            Opponents increased their call for Douglas' retirement, or worse, impeachment. But environmentalists, successors to Aldo Leopold, John Muir, and the like rejoiced. This was, to be sure, ground-breaking territory even though a dissenting opinion. 

            Now, looking out of our second-floor bedroom window, I steeled myself to saying goodbye to our beloved 45-foot tall Douglas fir. It was about to be cut down.
            Trees are marvels of botany and physics. A tree is a factory, a living factory, loading up on nutrients in the soil, transporting them skyward through a vast circulatory system and mixing them with carbon dioxide in the air and sunlight through the miracle of photosynthesis. Trees produce leaves and needles, bear flowers or cones or fruit and thereby sustain and recreate themselves. The hydrostatic pressure that keeps the smallest blade of grass erect is multiplied enormously in a tree - tons of pressure, from bark to branch to leaf or needle - to raise a massive, growing thing high into the air and hold it there.      
            Out our window, beautiful long-needled branches, ends tipped in emerald clusters and bearing bright chartreuse cones sticky with sap, had long since grown up above the gutters and beyond. Each spring, new growth on the nearest branch would beckon to come right into the room, Little Shop of Horrors-like, growing noticeably closer year after year.
            From far down the block, our tree was a visible landmark, welcoming us home after a trip or serving as a reference point for first-time guests. Its brittle, brown cones littered our lawn and walkway. Its lower branches had to be trimmed annually to allow passage to the front door. At Christmas, I'd string lights across its boughs and top them with a star. Our kids grew up and moved away; neighbors came and went. Our tree stayed.
            Now the fateful day had arrived. As I watched, oblivious branches danced merrily in the wind. Or were they waving goodbye! Or were those pleas to not do what the woodsman's axe had been summoned to do? Necessity governed our decision, like regrettably eradicating a wasp's perfect nest hanging in the wrong place. We'd weighed all alternatives and sadly reached the only conclusion.
            Neither my wife nor I wanted to be around while the dismemberment took place. She left, but I stayed to keep an eye on the loggers. When she came home several hours later, branches and logs were gone as we'd specified, leaving empty ground and a level clean stump, and stray remnants of sawdust here and there.
            Part of the personality of our home of thirty years was gone. The prospect of planting a more appropriate tree - say, a modest Japanese maple - was little consolation. My wife and I didn't survey the scene for long. We held hands and walked back in the house, quiet with our own thoughts. 

            What would Bill Douglas have done? As a son of the hard, dry land of Eastern Washington - not to mention many years on the bench - he was nothing if not a realist. He'd probably have given the tree last rites and bid the woodsman do his job. He'd help buck the logs and put them up for firewood to be used after a long winter's hike up a flank of Mount Adams. No tears, I bet.
            RIP, Bill Douglas. RIP, Douglas Fir.

 Postscript:
            The Interior Department won the case but lost the war. The majority opinion in the Morton Case held that, although the Sierra Club by itself did not have standing to sue, a named member of an organization - a hiker or fisherman, say - did have standing to allege injury to his or her environmental or aesthetic interests. This changed the way environmental lawsuits were brought thereafter.
            A personal note. In late 1968, Justice Douglas graciously agreed to swear me in as an attorney along with others I rounded up in Washington DC who'd just learned they'd passed the California Bar Exam.

Monday, August 6, 2012

The Old Man and the Seat


            Another comes on and another comes on
            Another one rides the bus
            Hey, who's gonna sit by you?
                        Al Yankovic

            The young man took the steps up into the bus in a leap and landed not far from where I sat. Facing the small number of inattentive passengers with his feet spread, eyes wide, and arms outstretched, he announced loudly, "They threw me out of the house. Said I'd broken every rule they had. Now where do the f***ers think I'm gonna stay?"
            Maybe he had to out-shout his earbuds. White spaghetti leads dangled past his teenage face -- eighteen or so, I guessed. Clean-shaven and not disheveled, he wore blue jeans, a t-shirt with a faded Beastie Boys logo, and sneakers. He was defiant and agitated.
            "I broke curfew a little bit, and some sonofabitch said I brought drugs into the house which is a goddamn lie. I said tell me who and I'll ask him to his face. And I know who the asshole is, but they wouldn't tell me. I asked Carolyn where's my check then. She said you paid the month, the money's gone. I said bullshit on that, so they piled my stuff on the porch. My sponsor's on vacation."
            The bus sat at the terminal, an un-busy hub in my small town. The driver got back on the bus and the boy walked past me and found a seat. The conversation continued behind me. A middle-aged couple with matching backpacks and ponytails sat across from the boy.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Paying Forward


Paying Forward

            Today Becca's dad Dick is busy rebuilding The Girls' back fence. Dick also restores vintage cars in the garage next to Becca and Todd's house. The Girls' daughter is Kady, who tracked down the "neighborhood" crutches for me recently when I injured myself on my bike. Turns out they were at Wendy the Amazing Dog Walker's house. Wendy walks our dog Amazing Gracie. Gracie fetches the ball over and over for ten-month-old Oscar who giggles uncontrollably. Oscar lives next door with his mom and dad Robin and Ryan whose house is between Todd and Becca's and ours.

            The "Girls" are Zara and Rebekah (not to be confused with Becca), moms of Kady and also of two-year-old adorable Natasha for whom Gracie also retrieves the ball. (Dog owners know it's all about the ball.) They are also caring for Raya, age two months, placed with them as temporary foster parents right from the hospital. They are saints! Foster parenting is also how Kady, the crutch-finder, and Natasha came to live with Zara and Rebekah.

            While Dick worked on the fence, Robin and son Oscar were over visiting two-month-old Cora, the newest addition to our neighborhood and the daughter of Jill and Joel who live across our lively alley from us. Jill and I tend our gardens and compare notes - when I'm not laid up, that is. Joel fishes and brings us Dungeness crab in season, and Jill, a working mom, grows flowers commercially as a sideline.